timothydelaghetto:

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

so accurate

phiftycent:

biomorphosis:

Climate change is pulling the sea ice out from under polar bears’ feet, forcing them to swim longer distances to find food and habitat. Long-distance swimming puts polar bears at risk of drowning due to fatigue or rough seas. 

I’m gonna cry

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chewingfood:

This would be me

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cristinalewis:

foobar137:

The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

The elephant under the waterfall is so fucking happy.

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Macbook selfies because i’m part of the macbook gang. 

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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cacnea:

my new life motto tbh

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WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

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radicalqueerbrownboy:

thereasonforthewordbitch:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Lmfaooo

Lmao!

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Ugh. I’m bloated. My back hurts. I have super bad cramps. I don’t wanna go to work.